Signs

[dan_b]

I've developed a bit of a habit of getting annoyed by pointless signs and then doing what's prohibited. Just for laughs. Obviously won't put my finger in the "Danger of Death" part of the local electricity sub station, but here are some relatively harmless ones!

[Stinsy]

My son's nursery has a sign on the door pointing inwards that says "This door must be closed AT ALL TIMES". This has always infuriated me because they open the door all the time to let the kids in and out.

How hard it it to say what you mean and mean what you say?

[AE-NMidlands]

Another one is a sign at the entrance to an escalator: "Dogs must be carried."
Barry Crier (probably repeating Tommy Cooper): "I waited ages but couldn't find one!"

[ecogeorge]

I love the stick deodorants whose instructions for use say ....... remove cap and push up bottom........
George

[Colin Deng]

It is great, having fun about it
Sometimes i do the same things

[ecogeorge]

Saw this sign today .......... they go to a lot of trouble getting in and out .............
George.

[dan_b]

Brilliant!