Who here has the balls!?

"Sorry love, extreme times require extreme measures"
But I have bought you part of ripple WT2 instead.
Us too. If I suddenly produced a card (or if one arrived by post) somebody would ask "What have you done? Why are you wasting money on this commercial crap?"
Good for them!One card reads “Happy unimaginative consumerist entirely arbitrary manipulative shallow interpretation of romance day”, “Meh” – emblazoned on a pink heart – is the message on another, while an animal charity offers the opportunity to have your ex’s name printed on the bottom of a litter tray.
An anti-Valentine’s Day movement is sweeping across the country, and suddenly there are all sorts of ways to mark 14 February that don’t involve hearts or flowers.
“Valentine’s Day is not something that everyone likes to celebrate – it’s very commercialised, everything is about love, love, love,” said Floribeth Pena de Amador, founder of the Happy Book Place, an online gift shop.