I hate sloppy reporting . . .

[Oldgreybeard]

I was in a safety-critical job (and the new owner wanted to get rid of me, can't imagine why) so I was called for a "random" drugs test one day when I was in the office. It came up positive and my immediate boss - who also hated the new owner (said openly that "He was not fit to run a whelk-stall") called me in and asked if there was any way opiates could be in my system...
we had had eaten part-baked rolls, which included some covered with loads of poppy seeds...
"OK, no problem!"

A

That doesn't surprise me at all. The false positive rate for our weekly drug tests was a constant source of amusement to everyone except the poor sods in occupational health that had to test gallons of urine every week . . .