*sighs* cook it like it's 💩 then don't be surprised when it tastes like 💩

[Mr Gus]

https://www.theguardian.com/food/2022/s ... eyond-meat

Basically if you sous vide it it's wonderful plump & juicy. (Giving it hours to be held at temp then finished in seconds in a hot pan)
Baked (as McDonald's UK do it) = shrivelled, unnaturally brown & crusted crap)
Ditto Wetherspoons only fried crap.

Don't great it like a poorly raised animal, use gumption & it's superb.
The problem is gumption is lacking
The other problem is that "beyond" dngaf either.

DOOMED.