There was four of us on holiday in Iceland.
I was walking about around midday by myself.
A gentleman stopped his car. Wound down the window and asked If I was alright. He said he thought I was very inappropriately dressed to be walking about. After he drove away I was thinking that' very strange for some one to comment like that'.
The next day all four of us were walking together in a the city. There was a family feeding Ducks at the lake we were all looking at. There was a gust of very cold wind. The four of us just looked at each other and ran towards any door that was open or could be opened.
The family just stood there feeding the Ducks without even moving.
The Gent in car the day before was not the Plonker.
I take full Credit for the Plonker qualification.